ST. PAUL, MN - Thousands of mongers specializing in the fields of fear, hate and war will gather to monger at the Republican National Mongering Convention (RNMC) being held here at the Excel Energy Center starting on Labor Day.
With the corporate media focused on them, fearmonger specialists will "code red" the entire nation and warn about external threats to our country. Hatemongers will swift-boat political opponents and present wedge issues concerning sexual orientation and religious choice spiced with additional comments focusing on race and gender. Warmongers will tell us that the answer to an unjust and ill-planned war is MORE WAR!
The four-day mongering convention itinerary includes youth monger-building activities (mornings only) and provides three meals a day to promote social mongering. Local taverns have been issued permits to remain open until 4:00 A.M. allowing mongers to monger longer by creating an opportunity for optional late-night mongering and tension relieving barroom mongering.
What can we expect from four days of mongering? The same thing you would expect anytime you shake up a can of mixed nuts…the biggest nuts will rise to the top!
This collection of the greatest mongering minds in over a decade will make them a target for demonstrations. Over 50,000 demonstrators are expected in St. Paul. Protestors weren't as lucky as the bars with their permits however. They will be stopped 300 ft. from the convention center and be required to finish by 2:00 P.M. Sept 1st. This will place them across the street from an empty building! Protestors have filed suit demanding full freedom of speech rights. They vow to use a diversity of tactics to be heard. Police have been issued tasers in advance.
Denver will host the Democratic National Convention in August. The question is - will it be anything as mongering?
